February 2012
buttduchess:
plot twist: someone is actually happy with their life
Micheal just proposed to Holly, I’m ugly crying.
I like setting up fake dating accounts. Picking usernames is my favorite part. Lets see how many dates PopPunkTaco gets.
I really like making out.
Carlos: Now let me see them taytayz Me: I love you carlos. Also, hold on. Carlos: love you too. Me: ;) here’s them taytayz
Hey, little lady, slut shaming doesn’t make superior to anyone so it’s best to shut your face.
Why the fuck are passports so expensive. And why have I been able to get in and out of the united states without one before, why is this shit changing?
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Jesus fucking christ, Redbook magazine just told me to nibble and bite during a blowjob. The fuck wrong with you.
